Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
|me:||i want the thing|
|someone:||i'll buy you the thing|
|me:||nonono i can't let you do that|
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
This has got to be the picture of the day!
Original caption: Before graduation… My Grandpa 95 Years old & still strong!! God bless him. (I didn’t know how to tie a tie.)
— Unique Quietness (via uniquequietness)
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aiux)
- “My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”— Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)
- “I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.”— Tupac Shakur (via sayitforthesoul)
if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not require confidence.
Sex should happen, because the...”
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.